foodchewer:

someone just followed me and this was the only thing on their blog

davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

• ur cute n beautiful
• you never have to go to college
• ur parents dont judge u
• ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
• whats a gender
• u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish

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familyfriendlyurl:

when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek

itsnachoday:

sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey

hiddlesnhal:

nitutitu:

#that is the biggest crock of shit tom #don’t tell me that when you have a spider drop down next to you #you get excited and invite him to lunch #wait no you probably do #you pleasant fucker

THE TAGS

IM CHOKING

rabioheab:

if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.

kamshymen:

you goin to jail now

meganslo:

no picture has described my life more accurately than this one.