theres nothing i hate more than going in a tag and seeing the same shitty post 37 times with weheartit sources
Technically…it is Ralph tho.
I want this shirt
"um… ur bra is showing"
When my friends start typing NO in all uppercase at me I know I’ve done a good job
One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tried to reads that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
we need some new and more powerful swears